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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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