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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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