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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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