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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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