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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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