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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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