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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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