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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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