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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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