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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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