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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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