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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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