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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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