Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.