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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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