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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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