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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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