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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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