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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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