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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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