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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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