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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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