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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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