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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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