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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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