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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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