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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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