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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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