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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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