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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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