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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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