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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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