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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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