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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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