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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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