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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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