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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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