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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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