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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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