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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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