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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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