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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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