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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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