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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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