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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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