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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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