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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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