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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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