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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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