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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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