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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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