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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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