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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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