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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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