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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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