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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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